B School Lingo and Socio Cultural Norms

I know I am deviating from my blog purpose of "day in life". But I am compelled to put this down for the common good of the world..

This is a series of bare essentials required to be included as part of student community in a B School...

Okie here we go with the classes... This will include TERM A DAY and I will work very hard to put up an essential and indispensable term which any aspiring student to a B School should know.

DAY 1 - 28th April 2010.

WORD OF THE DAY -

Well, okie, its your day one in a B-School (for convenience sake henceforth we will refer as BS).... U meet somebody for the first time.. What will u tell? .. "Hi" with a smile right... Good.... Way to go people.. !!!

Now, u meet the same person on the evening .. Now what will u tell... If you hav thought the answer is "Hi", u will have to undertake my tutorials compulsorily,,, ... Okie now the answer..

Whenever you see somebody whom u know, ur first word should be "WASSUP", "Hey wassup" or "Wassup man".. the frills before and after wassup are upto u.. but Wassup is very important..

CULTURE OF THE DAY -

Are you upset over something? Are you amazed by something? Are you overwhelmed by something? Then whatever expressions u were using all these days to convey it.. pls forget them frm this moment.. Whenever, whatever, however u want to express an emotion for all the above mentioned instances, u hav only one option - "What the F..." ....

DAY 2 - 30th April 2010.

WORD OF THE DAY -

Today's word will come a long way with you.... It is one very very critical element in anybody's vocabulary. If you are speaking and either need sometime to gather your thoughts, need a pause, just want fillers or nothing else just want to look sophisticated, just sprinkle your dialogue with "You Know" .... :) Just put this in your dictionary and start seeing the difference 4 urself.. :)

DAY 3 - 9th May 2010

CULTURE OF THE DAY -

Facebook, Facebook, Facebook.. The indispensable one. Firstly, u should be in facebook. Secondly, whomever u see belonging to the same b-school, add them as ur friend.. wen somebody sees ur friendlist from the same institution, it should be atleast above 100. (God knows how the friend list will be 100 before the first 100 additions, but to get ur brownie points, its mandatory)....